Steamboat Springs

Affordable Housing Study: Who's Kidding Who?

Written by Bill Ditbigger Friday, 04 April 2008

A broad group of some of Steamboat Springs' most influential developers, businesspersons, municipal staff, elected officials, Gilligan, the Skipper and Mary Anne has assembled to take yet another look at affordable housing, and one has to ask, "Why?"  We don't know.  But it makes an impressive opening to an article that you know is going to have many words and little substance.

Gonna Scowl, Executive Hig Priestess of the Ski Town Housing Authority says, "it's hard to duplicate nothingness," in reference to the Housing Authority.Gonna Scowl, Executive Hig Priestess of the Ski Town Housing Authority says, "it's hard to duplicate nothingness," in reference to the Housing Authority.

"We're trying to look at the problem from a much broader perspective than it has been looked at previously. This whole question of affordability has come to the forefront.  It had to finally get to a point where it was affecting enough people that it became a community issue," said Buck Glomberg, founder and chairman of the group that has come to be known as the "affordable housing sinkhole."  "What's funny is that I actually believe that there is some kind of meaning in that statement," snickered Mr. Glomberg. 

Gonna Scowl, executive high priestess of the Ski Town Housing Authority, has attended meetings of the affordable housing sinkhole.  She said the group is not duplicating the work of the Housing Authority because neither group is really doing...

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Intracourse to Fire Wild West, 'Canadize' Steamboat

Written by Ivana Newtheme Wednesday, 04 April 2007

According to a confidential company memo that was leaked to the press, Steamboat Ski Resort's new owner, Intracourse, plans on firing The Wild West.

"The decision has been made to eliminate the position of 'Aging Schtick' from the corporate payroll," states the memo, which was signed by Intracourse President Macon Whoopee. "Although The Wild West has been a valuable commodity for decades, we feel that it's time to go in a new direction."

A leaked memo from Intracourse stated that Steamboat's Wild West would be replaced by a Canadian theme, causing speculation that Billy Kidd (bottom) will be replaced by Dudley Do-Right.A leaked memo from Intracourse stated that Steamboat's Wild West would be replaced by a Canadian theme, causing speculation that Billy Kidd (bottom) will be replaced by Dudley Do-Right.

"I'm shocked," said The Wild West, nearly in tears. "After everything I've done for this town. After everything I've given them: the hats, the horses with the skis, the barn photo for heaven's sake! I am this town!!!"

The leaked memo also notes that...

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Dumpstergate: Rainbows Stealing Trash throughout Steamboat

Written by Dumb Sir Diver Wednesday, 04 April 2007

Steamboat Springs police are investigating reports that local trash is being raided and stolen by members of the Rainbow Family of Living Light, who are currently in the North Routt Forest for their annual gathering.

This trash receptacle was among hundreds that are suspected of being raided in 'copy-cat' crimes by members of the Rainbow Family. Police have no other leads, suspects or actual evidence.This trash receptacle was among hundreds that are suspected of being raided in 'copy-cat' crimes by members of the Rainbow Family. Police have no other leads, suspects or actual evidence.

Police believe the incredible rash of thefts may be the result of "copy-cat" crimes after the incredibly publicized case of two Rainbow members who were arrested for stealing trash from Eat Me Produce.

"We're pretty sure that's what we have here," said the city's new sheriff, Stoned Wall Jackson. "But the scale of the crime is truly amazing. It seems like they've stolen trash from every single person and business in this entire town."

One of the first businesses to file a complaint, Jimmy D. Greek's, was allegedly robbed of its trash some time on...

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